I
guess a homepage can never be complete without funny pictures and me babbling
on about what I do, where I come from and other details such as........skin
colour. Well, for those who know me, this picture probably sums up what I'm
doing with my life at the moment and what we get up to really-PISSIN' ABOUT!!
(this picture was actually taken when my sister started to annoy me, so I had
to teach her a lesson).
clubbing-this
has to be my favourite pastime, to go out on the piss and have a good old
dance (we used to until we saw our fellow chinamen trying to dance in TIME)
so now we only dance in very dark and loud clubs such as Ministry and The
Cross, where no-one will know us. Over the past years we have been to several
clubs such as Slinky,Ministry,Home and Turnmills.
However, every single time we try and get into Fabric, the queue
is too fucking big and end up strolling the streets of soho looking for
a good wun tun mein and chicken, if you know what I mean. This picture
was a night out in Hippodrome-man that WAS good........
doing gym
shit when I can actually be bothered and occasionally get them squeezed
by passing females in clubs........i wish.
lately I've
been downloading tabs off the net and learning to play the guitar. So
far I've learnt how to play the Postman Pat theme tune-no, really and other
shit by Oasis, basically stuff which is easy to play but sounds good. I'm
not sure my landlord agrees though cos once he ran down the stairs and..........
go to gung
fu. Well we went to one lesson and ended up pissin ourselves silly cos
steve couldn't block my punches and I got my ass kicked by some dude in
dreadlocks (oh, and the teacher makes these stoopid noises when he does
his moves KEH! KEH! KEH!...and he dropped his stick...idiot).
stoopid people
who just haven't got a clue, my word, there are far too many in this world.
These include people who don't know how to drive properly, make crap jokes
and laugh at them, and women who trust me to cut their hair for them (hi
eleanor!)-duh!!
and skanky
people. Guys (and gals) who don't give a shit about their hygiene levels.
I mean how can one have a dump and not wash their hands with soap??? I dunno,
let's ask steve........
Firstly,
let me say a big thank you for bothering to visit my page (hi gaff!) Actually,
this site is not gonna be dedicated to me, why you may all ask? What shit am
I gonna write in this web page? Well, I have taken time off from my strenuous
work placement to write all about my good buddy Steven Tang Sing Wong and his
family (I know you're squirming now), oh, and anyone else who deserves a mention.
Since I am Chinese I will include various references to Chinese phrases such
as heung har, which basically means go home and mow cheen, which
is a term I'm quite familiar with now. There
is a sole
reason to why I'm actually bothering to construct a web site and dedicate it
to such a good friend, it's to show the entire Chinese community and the WORLD
what kind of person STSW really is........under all that grime.........
